Nine Things I'll Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving


1. The new vibrator I just bought, which will soon arrive at my home.

2. Hot tea with honey and a little bourbon.  

3. The fact that I didn’t lose my voice in some Faustian bargain the day this line opened.

4. Any and all public libraries.

5. My voice recorder, which is truly the unsung hero of this enterprise.

6. Multiple orgasms.

7. The continued existence of House Stark.

8. That despite being probably the least sexy holiday in existence, Thanksgiving still gave me something to write about.

9. You! I’ve only been open two weeks, but it’s already a delight thanks to you fine folks. I love getting to know you and your fantasies, and I can tell it’s just going to get better from here. I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating: can’t spell fantasies without fans.